The New House/Transcript


 * Jeffy: Daddy, What are We Doing?
 * Mario: Jeffy! Shut Up! Stop Jumping On The Bed!
 * Jeffy: Why?
 * Mario: Because You’re Gonna Fall and Hurt Yourself!
 * Jeffy: No I Won’t, Daddy! I’ve Got A Helmet On!
 * Mario: Jeffy, Just Stop It!
 * Bowser: Mario, Where Are We Gonna Live?
 * Bowser: We Can’t Live In A Hotel For The Rest Of Our Lives!
 * Mario: I Know! But I Blew My Last Money On This Hotel Room!
 * Rosalina: Yeah, Mario! What Are We Gonna Do?
 * Mario: Why Won’t We All Stay At Your House For A While?
 * Rosalina: Ha Ha Ha Ha! That’s Funny, Mario!
 * Bowser Junior: Uhh, Chef Pee Pee, Are We In A Hotel Room Because We’re Going To Disney World?
 * Chef Pee Pee: Junior, Why Would Be Going To Disney World?
 * Bowser Junior: Well, Last Time We Ordered A Hotel Room Because We Were Going To Disney World!
 * Chef Pee Pee: No, Junior! We Aren’t Going To Disney World!
 * Chef Pee Pee: We Just Got Evicted From Our Apartment! We’re Homeless!
 * Bowser Junior: So No Disney World?
 * Chef Pee Pee: No Disney World! We’re Homeless!
 * Bowser Junior: So Does That Mean We Have To Eat Out Of A Trash Can?
 * Chef Pee Pee: Probably.
 * Bowser Junior: Well It’s Gonna Be Better Than You’re Cooking.
 * Chef Pee Pee: You No What, I Hate You Junior! This Is All You’re Fault!
 * Rosalina: Oh My Gosh Mario, Look!
 * Mario: Um, Bowser, Chef Pee Pee’s Beating Your Son!
 * Bowser: Quit Trying To Change The Subject. Tell Me Where We’re Gonna Live!
 * Mario: Jeffy, Stop It!
 * Rosalina: Jeffy! Mario!
 * Mario: Go Get Him!
 * Bowser: That Was A But To Much!
 * Mario: I Told Him He Was Gonna Hurt Himself And He Was Being Really Annoying!
 * Mario: I Really Wish Someone Would Come Knock On The Door, and Give A Free Place To Live!
 * Bowser: Who’s That?
 * Mario: I Don’t Know!
 * Mario: Uhh, Hello?
 * Brooklyn Guy: Hey, I‘m Looking For Mario, and or Bowser.
 * Mario: Oh, Well, I’m Mario! And Bowser’s Here Too!
 * Brooklyn Guy: Oh, Ok, CanI Come In?
 * Mario: Sure! Why Are You Wearing A Tuxedo?
 * Brooklyn Guy: I Just Came Back From A Funeral.
 * Mario: Oh, I’m So Sorry, Who Died?
 * Brooklyn Guy: My Dignity. I’m Not Wearing Pants. Can I Come In?
 * Mario: Sure! Come On In!
 * Bowser: Uh, Bowser, This Guy Needs To Speak To Us.
 * Brooklyn Guy: Woah, This Guy? I Have A Name! My Name’s Brooklyn Guy!
 * Brooklyn Guy: This Guy Is My Brother.
 * Mario: What Guy?
 * Brooklyn Guy: No, What Guy Is My Other Brother. I’ve Got This Guy, What Guy, The Guy, A Guy, I’ve Also Got Chicago Guy, Manhattan Guy, And It Just Goes On.
 * Mario: San Francisco Guy.
 * Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, San Francisco Guy.
 * Mario: Miami Guy.
 * Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, Miami Guy, and, Uh, Frank.
 * Mario: Frank? Frank Guy?
 * Brooklyn Guy: No, Just Frank. His Name’s Just Frank.
 * Bowser: Anyway, What Do You Want?
 * Brooklyn Guy: Oh, Yeah, Do You Remember A Year and A Half Ago, When You’re House Burned Down?
 * Bowser: Oh Yeah!
 * Brooklyn Guy: And I Said I Was Gonna Build You A New One?
 * Bowser: Yeah, Yeah, Did You Finally Build It?
 * Brooklyn Guy: No, No, No, We Didn’t Even Try!
 * Bowser And Mario: What! Why?
 * Bowser: Where We Gonna Live?
 * Brooklyn Guy: Well, I Mean, Don’t Worry, You’re Insurance Was Gonna, You Know, Cover Rebuilding A House and All That, And Instead, We Just Found You A New One That Was Recently For-Closed On.
 * Bowser: Wait, Really?
 * Brooklyn Guy: Yeah!
 * Bowser: But I Want My Original House! I Don’t Wan’t A New One!
 * Mario: Yeah, We Want The Old One!
 * Brooklyn Guy: No, Really, You Should At Least Look At The New House, Ok, It’s Really Nice, It’s Ten Times Better, I Promise.
 * Bowser: Why Don’t You Just Look At It, Bowser.
 * Brooklyn Guy: Yeah!
 * Bowser: I Guess We Can Look At It.